A-Rod Is Dead, Dawg

• Jose Canseco and his fake reality show] • Cheese wheel. • Nothing offensive about this, nope. • This lady? Never heard of her. Until now! • Ichiro is wacky. • Every party should have Mr. Met. • LeBron might be all kinds of amazing. • Here come the otters! HERE COME THE OTTERS! • Isiah Thomas, a buck oh five. • Ah, A-Rod.

That'll do it for us: The Mighty MJD will take you through the weekend. Our book deadline is, uh, Sunday, so we'll be a little busy. Enjoy the sunshine, jerks.