What you missed while laboriously sewing an Iraq-Iran World Cup half-and-half jersey ...
ā€¢ Rascal Scooter Orange Bowl: Penn State finally kicks a FG to beat Florida State in three overtimes. Surprisingly, neither Joe Paterno nor Bobby Bowden die of old age in the process.
ā€¢ College Basketball: Novak's 41 points lead Marquette to upset of No. 2 UConn ā€” just as you predicted, you sly boots.
ā€¢ NBA: Jazz hand Lakers fifth straight loss, but Kobe totally rules in three straight games of "NBA Live 06."