About Last Night...

• NBA: Sophomores 106, Rookies 96. I guess "Second Year Guys" wouldn't look quite as snazzy across the front of their uniforms. Andre Iguodala has 30 of the most meaningless points ever scored.

• College Basketball: Cincinnati 66, Providence 64. The Bearcats move a game above .500 in Big East competition, which is kinda like being undefeated in Conference USA, only it gives you a more realistic view of your chances in the NCAA tournament.

• Truck Racing: GM Flex Fuel 250. Mark Martin is your winner. Just out of curisoity, were any of the drivers in the GM Flex Fuel 250 using Flex Fuel? No? Oh. Well thanks for increasing our dependence on foreign oil, Jerks. Live green, go yellow, my ass.