What you missed while wondering why you haven't seen Naked Cowboy lately ...
• NFL: You know, it's very possible that Oakland might win one game this year.
• MLB: If I were a Carpenter ... Cardinals win! We are light as a feather, we are as happy as an angel, we are as merry as a schoolboy. We are as giddy as a drunken man ...
• NFL: It's a Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad World ... QB Johnson, coach Childress, lead Vikings over Redskins.