Billy Haisley

10/25/19

This Is The Face Of A Soccer Manager Who's Just Been Asked If A Nutty Comeback Win Is Better Than Nutting

Heart-pounding scenes in England’s second division on Wednesday when Bristol City pulled off a thrilling last-minute…

10/24/19

Christian Pulisic Will Be Just Fine

This season cannot be going the way Christian Pulisic would’ve hoped. After a promising start to his Chelsea tenure,…

10/23/19

Lionel Messi Pulls Off One Of The Worst Misses Of His Career, Presumably To Prove He's Human

One downside to being the greatest player to ever kick a soccer ball has to be that people eventually take your…

10/23/19

Manchester City Are Practically Invincible When Raheem Sterling Is On His Shit

The thing about Manchester City is that they don’t really have a best player. Well, they do have one—Kevin de…

10/22/19

Keeper Earns Record For The Fastest, And Probably The Dumbest, Red Card In League History

Look at Konyaspor goalkeeper Serkan Kırıntılı here, just casually catching a ball while needlessly outside of his…

10/21/19

The Premier League Title Race Is Just Getting Started

Coming off a season where both the eventual Premier League champions and the runners up were very nearly perfect,…

10/17/19

Oh Great, La Liga Is Trying To Bring A Regular Season Game To Miami Again

A year ago, the dipshits in charge of Spain’s top soccer league and some dipshits on the American sports marketing…

10/16/19

Iron-Skulled Lad Scores Header From Beyond Halfway Line

I don’t care that this goal was only possible due to a goalkeeping boner. I don’t care that it was scored in…

10/14/19

Deadspin Up All Night: Liddle Lamzy Divey

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10/11/19

Steve Kerr Reminds Us Who The NBA's Unifying Powers Really Serve

“The world is a complex place and there’s more gray than black-and-white.” That is how Steve Kerr rationalized his…

10/10/19

Deadspin Up All Night: You May Die

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10/10/19

Cardinals Manager Mike Fucking Shildt Gets All Fucking Riled Up After Beating The Fucking Braves

After the Cardinals tore the Braves a new asshole in Wednesday’s series-clinching 13–1 Game 5 win, Cards manager…

10/9/19

Coleen Rooney Catching A Fellow WAG Snitching To The Tabloids Is The Best Sports Scandal Of The Year

As a typical American sports fan, you very well might not know who Coleen Rooney is. If you don’t, then you definitel…

10/8/19

Panicked <i>First Take</i> Host Initiates Commercial Break As Stephen A. Smith Brings Up Israel-Palestine Conflict

Panicked First Take Host Initiates Commercial Break As Stephen A. Smith Brings Up Israel-Palestine Conflict

At the tail end of First Take’s extended discussion today about the ongoing debacle between the NBA and China,…

10/7/19

Deadspin Up All Night: Drunk Screaming "Can't We All Get Along"

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10/4/19

Witness The Invention Of The Tandem Bicycle-Kick Goal

Fans who showed up to Thailand’s pleasantly named 80th Birthday Stadium for Wednesday’s match between Nakhon…

10/3/19

Manchester United Are The New Old Liverpool

It’s been so bad for so long that it’s time to stop worrying about when or whether it would happen and just admit…

10/1/19

Brugge Player Scores Two Goals On Real Madrid Despite Twice Doo-Dooing Himself

Even though Real Madrid have been ass all year, no one would’ve expected anything other than a comfortable win when…

9/30/19

Neymar Is The Savior PSG No Longer Want

Neymar’s hot, heavy, but ultimately unconsummated flirtations with Barcelona during this summer’s transfer window…

9/25/19

Bernardo Silva Does A Racism Oopsie, Pep Guardiola Makes It Worse

What do you get when you mix an obscenely racist Spanish candy, a well-meaning but ill-advised joke tweet between…

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