Billy Haisley's posts

Heart-pounding scenes in England’s second division on Wednesday when Bristol City pulled off a thrilling last-minute…

This season cannot be going the way Christian Pulisic would’ve hoped. After a promising start to his Chelsea tenure,…

One downside to being the greatest player to ever kick a soccer ball has to be that people eventually take your…

The thing about Manchester City is that they don’t really have a best player. Well, they do have one—Kevin de…

Look at Konyaspor goalkeeper Serkan Kırıntılı here, just casually catching a ball while needlessly outside of his…

Coming off a season where both the eventual Premier League champions and the runners up were very nearly perfect,…

A year ago, the dipshits in charge of Spain’s top soccer league and some dipshits on the American sports marketing…

I don’t care that this goal was only possible due to a goalkeeping boner. I don’t care that it was scored in…

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“The world is a complex place and there’s more gray than black-and-white.” That is how Steve Kerr rationalized his…

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After the Cardinals tore the Braves a new asshole in Wednesday’s series-clinching 13–1 Game 5 win, Cards manager…

As a typical American sports fan, you very well might not know who Coleen Rooney is. If you don’t, then you definitel…

At the tail end of First Take’s extended discussion today about the ongoing debacle between the NBA and China,…

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Fans who showed up to Thailand’s pleasantly named 80th Birthday Stadium for Wednesday’s match between Nakhon…

It’s been so bad for so long that it’s time to stop worrying about when or whether it would happen and just admit…

Even though Real Madrid have been ass all year, no one would’ve expected anything other than a comfortable win when…

Neymar’s hot, heavy, but ultimately unconsummated flirtations with Barcelona during this summer’s transfer window…

What do you get when you mix an obscenely racist Spanish candy, a well-meaning but ill-advised joke tweet between…