Bad Old Man Likes Other Bad Old Man
Mike Ditka, a cigar on life support, recently said some nice things about Donald Trump, a fart telling an endless joke about itself. This, naturally, has led to Trump stating that he’d like to get Ditka “involved in some capacity” with his potential presidency:
“I’d love to have Mike involved in some capacity. Why? Because Mike knows how to win and our politicians don’t.
“He’s a great guy. A total winner. A totally great guy and a total winner. And I am honored to hear such nice things said about me that are totally unsolicited!” Trump said.
Mike Ditka and Donald Trump are both garbage people, but I’m not here to discuss that. I’m just looking for another excuse to post this photo of Mike Ditka:
Heh.
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