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Barbaro Lives On Through Snack Food (But Not In The Way You're Thinking)

Hope, friends, hope! There's hope for those who refuse to believe that Barbaro has hobbled off this mortal coil.

In an eBay auction that, if there's any justice, won't be pulled, a man has discovered the spirit of Barbaro alive in his bag of Cheetos.


Quoth: I couldn't eat him. It wouldn't be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Barbaro even more. I don't know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I'm sure I heard Barbaro neighing in my ear. He sounded a little horse, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. The rest is history and now we can share him with the world! Please do not bid unless you are serious about taking care of Barbaro. Barbaro probably would like to hang around a while longer—NEIGH, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! So its up to you to make it happen. He needs to be mounted in a place of honor in a good, stable home.

We couldn't agree more: The bidding is currently five bucks. He deserves better.

Barbaro Alive In A Cheeto [eBay]
Conspiracy Theorists Insist Barbaro Still Alive [The Onion]

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