Barry Bonds Delivers One Into Your Gap

In the years that I've stopped paying attention, the memorabilia business has gone in directions I couldn't have anticipated... namely, up the ass.

I've really never been one for memorabilia, at least not since I put together a respectable little collection of baseball cards when I was a youngster. In light of this discovery, those seem like innocent times... really, really, really, innocent times.

For the Barry Bonds collector who has everything, observe... the Dingleberry Bonds, um, butt plug (wow... it feels weird to even type that). Any similarity to Barry Bonds, I'm sure, is completely unintentional.

Lucky for you DINGLEBERRY BONDS just got back from BOWELCO! That means his dietary supplements and strenuous workout regimen have got his intensely swollen head up to 5" by 3"! No need to worry, your ass will be 'roid free.

Available for purchase alone or with the "ASSQUAKE" (vibrating unit).

I, um... whew. That's really something. I wonder if Barry would autograph it for you.

Anyway, if you're going to order one, I'd suggest ordering quickly. The Smell Gibson buttplug (Bravefart Edition) just sold out.

Dingleberry Bonds [Celebrity Butt Plugs]