Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: Boone Logan Ex Machina

New York Yankees starting pitcher Bartolo Colon threw himself-and all humanity-on the mercy of the universe Friday night, by daring to pitch against the Boston Red Sox. And the universe delivered a mixed verdict: 4.2 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 K, hooked for Boone Logan with the bases loaded in the fifth. The Yankees rallied to win, 3-2. Maybe Boone Logan is the new repository of meaningfulness?