Bill Walton Would Fuck You Up

Care to face off against the weather-beaten tree that is Bill Walton in a fight? As evidenced by this training footage, courtesy of Walton’s broadcast partner Dave Pasch, absolutely not. Bill’s a goddamn force. He can take on two opponents at once:

Do not ever disparage the Grateful Dead in Bill’s presence, or you’ll see a flash of tie-dye and find yourself on the ground before you know it.