Since we're not nearly the pop culture oddity barometer we wish we were, we were not aware of MiniKISS, the band consisting of "little people" who dress up like (and play the songs of) KISS. We're not sure what we can say here, except that we like the idea of the Gene Simmons equivalent having a tongue he could tuck in his belt.
Anyway, the band's official Web site, which lists its bookings, says that on January 20, they played a private party show for ... "Brian Giles of the Padres." We're not sure what this was for, but in our nightmares, it's a rookie hazing party, Fred Smoot-esque. But we probably shouldn't have said that.
MiniKISS [Little Man Entertainment]
(UPDATE: Turns out that's Giles' birthday. That's what we'd want too.)