In times of great sorrow, the best comfort can be to return to the things we love most in life, like coldly judging football players based on their statistical contributions alone. CBS Sports didn't just shoehorn its obituary into a square-inch box next to Belcher's stats—they managed to find some room for fantasy analysis, too. "He had 38 tackles and was not a Fantasy IDP option in most formats." That there is the fantasy expert's take on this morning's tragedy in Kansas City. Set your line-ups accordingly.
Screenshot from @gregokurhara. As you might expect, the blurb has been removed.