Chicago Faces Epidemic Of Jersey-Wearing Statues

It is official: Chicago is a hockey town. If the Michael Jordan statue is wearing Hawks threads, it's only a matter of time before Mayor Daley is mispronouncing players' names and crudely dyeing the city's fountain waters red. Oh wait.

Game 2 is tonight, talk about it amongst yourselves in here. Daulerio says I'm fired if the Blackhawks win, so I'm a little torn about who to root for in this one. Or talk about something else. Possible topics: baseball, music, or your favorite off-brand potato chip. This is DUAN after all.

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