Chiefs Fan Celebrates By Faux-Face-Fucking Nearby Patriots Fan
As the Chiefs drubbed the Patriots last night, Grant Hinkle, a poker player and Kansas City fan, rubbed it in the face of a Pats fan sitting next to him. He had a series of celebrations planned out.
Hinkle started off with the beer bottle dick, shoving it in the Pats fan's face. Then, he lost the prop and switched to the standard pelvic thrust. Spurred by someone off-camera yelling "AMERICA," Hinkle capped the celebration off with a "U-S-A" chant, the official chant when you don't know what else to do.
Brother and fellow poker player Blair Hinkle sat two seats to the right of Grant. He did not appear to have a beer bottle dick.
H/t to Big Bopper
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