Crowd Goes Wild For Runner's Dick And Balls [NSFW]
Fans who attended the Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia last weekend got to see Kenyan Reuben Kiprop Kerio take home the win. More importantly, they got to see tenth-place finisher Jozef Urban’s dick and balls greet the morning sun and jounce vigorously through the last few meters of the race fully exposed to God and everyone.
Urban, perhaps aided by more favorable crotch aerodynamics over the final stretch of his race, notched a personal best and took 27 seconds off his previous fastest marathon time. The Košice Peace Marathon boasts that it’s the oldest marathon in Europe, and in that context Urban’s last few meters work not just as NSFW physical comedy but as a tribute to the true original marathon, which Phillipides probably ran in the nude.
h/t Michael Doyle
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