Grand Theft Auto: BALCO
So in the new Grand Theft Auto game, one of your "missions," according to Sam at SLAM Online, is to hunt down and kill an informer planning on giving a doping report on "our country's most famous athletes" to the FBI. The man, we're told, has more than a passing resemblance to BALCO barker Victory Conte. According to Sam, "The whole mission is to steal an FBI car, then go to the meeting spot [with "Conte"] in a dark alley. He gets in your car, realizes you are not a fed and he gets out and runs away. Then you kill him and take his report."
Video of the intro to the game is above. Question: Is Bonds' head a weapon option?
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