Last Chance For Midwest Pants Party Tickets
A while back, we let you know about The Deadspin Midwest Pants Party, coming this May to U.S. Cellular Field. Well, this is the last week to get tickets, so we figured we'd remind you.
Tickets are $63.07 and include "and all-you-can-eat buffet and all you can drink wine, beer, and soda (soda, ha) from 5:30 up through a half-hour into the game." It's on "The Patio," from "the right-center field warning track." (We're going to assume that means in the stands, not actually on the warning track.)
The date is Friday, May 11, a night game between the Chicago White Sox and the Kansas City Royals. The whole matter was organized by commenter PeteJayhawk, and you can buy tickets through his MySpace page.
We haven't been to Chicago in a while — we have friends who have had children we haven't met yet, and even though we never quite know what to do with tiny children (they don't respond to poop jokes yet), we need to meet them — so we're gonna go. And since this is the last week you can buy them, we thought we'd remind you to do the same. It'll be fun!
Deadspin Midwest Pants Party [PeteJayhawk MySpace]
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