The Onion, But With Sports!
This image was lost some time after publication. We'd like to take this moment to congratulate fellow Interweb sports humor site SportsPickle on its 200th "issue" and its fourth birthday. On the whole, we find Onion knockoff sites exhausting, mostly just pale photocopies of the real thing, but we've always liked what ESPN Mag contributor DJ Gallo slings over there, and we salute 'em.
To celebrate reaching the milestone, SportsPickle is running its 100 best headlines, and we wanted to point out a few of our personal favorites.
• "J.J. Redick Glad Hecklers Don t Know About His Tiny Penis." • "NFL Facing Another Jersey Dilemma if Ed Dickface is Selected in Draft." • "Spelling Bee Finalist Eliminated on the Word 'Girlfriend.'" • "Dick Vitale Excited About Getting Inoperable Brain Tumor."
SportsPickle [Official Site]
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