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ESPN’s Darren Rovell: I’m A Robot, I Pity The Humans

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This evening, at 10:21 p.m. EDT, Darren Rovell reached his terrifying final form.

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He will never put anything that more purely distills his essence online again. Please savor it, friends.

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