Everything Wrong With Rick Reilly's Dumbass Column About Why Chicago Should Help The Cubs' Government-Abetted Monopolist Billionaire Owner Make More Money

Let's do this line by line:

For the 97th straight year, the Chicago Cubs will attempt baseball this season in Wrigley Field.

It'll actually be the 98th year. You know what? We're done here. Fuck this column.

[ ESPN.com]