Far Better Than This Goalie Scoring Is The Suspiciously Laid-Back Commentary That Accompanies His Goal
Goalies don't often score, especially not from the hinterlands behind the halfway line. But when they do, they should all be so lucky as to have two exceedingly mellow West Indian commentators celebrate their exploits. The particulars of this goal come to us from tipster Sam F, who reports that the goalscorer is Rochester Rhinos keeper Neal Kitson. The stoppage time goal, which leveled the score at 2-2, came against Antigua Barracuda FC earlier this week in St. John's, Antigua. The precise location: the Sticky Wicket Stadium. Just saying.
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