A reader who would like to remain anonymous sent in these photos of his son’s birthday cake. More information, if you need it:
My son is turning 5, and he and I go to the local Bills bar/restaurant to catch the games each Sunday. My wife helped me create this masterpiece of a cake for the Patriots game today. It was a big hit - and no, he can’t read yet, so he didn’t know what it said.
We blurred out the kid’s face and name. Happy birthday, [redacted].