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The Browns Are Just A Big Fuckin' Bummer

The Cleveland Browns started their night off by burning a timeout before the first play from scrimmage. After they forced the Ravens to punt, two players attempted to field that kick. It got better, briefly, but the Browns started their evening off by falling all over themselves and they never reall...

Report: Baylor Also Involved In Run-Of-The-Mill Recruiting Scandal

Baylor has spent the past year embroiled in a huge sexual assault scandal, but according to a report from ESPN, they’re also facing possible infractions over recruiting violations. Offensive coordinator Kendal Briles (son of deposed former head coach Art) went to the NCAA’s Indianapolis headquarters...

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Roger Goodell was interviewed on stage earlier today at the New York Times’s DealBook conference. He and Andrew Ross Sorkin spoke about the election intermittently throughout the 30-plus minute conversation. Goodell—the son of a former Republican congressman whose been known to rub elbows with the G...

Terrelle Pryor Is The Only Good Thing About The Browns

The Cleveland Browns are improbably awful, and they’re careening face-first toward a winless season. Tonight, the Browns face the Ravens in Baltimore, their one national television appearance of the year. Ordinarily, this would be an invitation to do literally anything else with your time. But the B...

Browns. Ravens. <i>Tecmo Super Bowl</i>.

Can the Browns knock off the Ravens tonight? Find out in our Tecmo Super Bowl simulation, LIVE:...

FIU Tight End Out For Senior Season After Girlfriend Pours Boiling Water On His Head

Florida International tight end Jonnu Smith, who made the preseason Mackey Award watch list for best tight end in college football, will miss the rest of his senior season after his girlfriend poured a pot of boiling water over his head....

Cam Newton Is Still Getting Destroyed, Still Not Getting Flags

Just days after announcing he was worried about his safety, Cam Newton took a pair of vicious hits that went unflagged. Sunday at the Rams, Newton was drilled twice with helmet-to-helmet hits. And according to ESPN’s Ed Werder, the league reviewed the plays and determined no rules were violated....

Report: Tony Romo Is Healthy Enough To Play

The Cowboys haven’t had much to say about their quarterback situation, which has only gotten more complicated as Dak Prescott has continued to play well and as Tony Romo’s back has continued to heal. But new report from ESPN suggests that the team will have to make a definitive choice sooner rather ...

San Diego Stands Tall, Tells The Chargers To Fuck Off

Bad night last night, right? Real bad. Terrible night. Just the worst....

Jim Harbaugh Really Admires SpongeBob SquarePants's Attitude

On this weekend’s episode of The Simpsons, Michigan coach/zealot Jim Harbaugh was a punchline to a joke about a “sports genius everyone hates.” Naturally, Harbaugh took it and ran, going on an extended tangent about cartoons on his weekly radio show....

Mt. Take Is Rumbling

NFL Admits Officials Screwed Over The Bills

The Buffalo Bills got pretty dang dicked over last night during their 31-25 loss to the Seattle Seahawks....

Dan Carpenter's Wife Threatens Richard Sherman's Nuts

Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills were fuming after Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman got away with throwing himself at kicker Dan Carpenter on a field goal attempt right before halftime of Monday’s game. Carpenter’s wife Kaela, who grew up in Montana, had a very regional reaction to Sherman’s tactic...

Seahawks Fan Calls Bills Coach "Waitress"; Woman Next To Him Slaps Him

A Seahawks fan said some sexist shit to Bills special teams quality control coach Kathryn Smith as she walked to the field in Monday’s game, but was swiftly reprimanded by the woman standing next to him....

Report: Bill Belichick Did Write That Letter To Donald Trump

At a rally last night in New Hampshire, Donald Trump read a glowing letter of support that he claimed had been penned by Bill Belichick:...

All Hell Breaks Loose On Bills Field Goal Attempt

With three seconds left in the first half of the Seahawks-Bills game, chaos took over....

Trump Claims Tom Brady Endorsement; Recites Glowing Letter He Says Bill Belichick Sent Him [Updates]

At a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire this evening, empty gas station salami wrapper Donald Trump revealed the endorsements of a pair of New England Patriots heroes. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick purportedly told the future former candidate for president that they’d vote for him, and Trump even rea...

Randy Moss Catches Fish

Two Monday Night Footballs ago, Randy Moss showed off his kicking skills. This week, he caught a dang salmon with one hand....

Trent Richardson Imitated Leonard Fournette For The Alabama Scout Team

Four years ago, the Cleveland Browns traded up to pick Trent Richardson third overall in the 2012 NFL Draft. He hasn’t had a carry in an NFL game since 2014, and he was cut by the Ravens this offseason without ever getting on the field. ...

Ezekiel Elliott Named In February Police Report Of Possible Battery

Dallas Cowboys running back Ezekiel Elliott was named in another police report, this time for possible battery, involving the same woman who called police in July. This report was from a call to police in South Florida back in February and, like the July case, resulted in no criminal charges being ...