Guy Who Ran Out The Back Of His Own End Zone Gets Job Before Colin Kaepernick

What’s your favorite Dan Orlovsky highlight?

Trick question: There’s only the one.

Anyway, Orlovsky signed with the Rams today (as first reported by Jason Romano) where he’ll back up Jared Goff and Sean Mannion, and hopefully avoid his end zone at all costs. Orlovsky, who will turn 34 next month, last started more than five games in one season during the Detroit Lions’ doomed 2008 campaign, in which they went 0-16. He has thrown for one touchdown and one interception in the past six seasons.

Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick remains unemployed.