Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt
Pictured: Phoenix’s Alex Len, who is butt. Art by Jim Cooke; source photo credit: [object Object] Many NBA teams have bright, bushy-tailed youths on them. Some of these youths will become cool and good professional basketball stars, but some of them, I am sorry to report, are butt. Here, in no particular order, are some young NBA players who are butt.
Emmanuel MudiayHarrison BarnesAlex LenBen McLemoreHollis ThompsonBradley BealJared SullingerNerlens NoelMichael Carter-WilliamsNik StauskasAaron GordonMo HarklessWillie Cauley-SteinElfrid PaytonMeyers LeonardJerami GrantKelly OlynykMario HezonjaJabari ParkerRobert CovingtonMason PlumleeShabazz MuhammadTrey BurkeJahlil Okafor
Put these players in the toilet. Thank you.
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