Hey, Aramis Ramirez Hit A Home—YeeeeeOW!

The high-five being replaced with the prostate-massage ... long, long, overdue. But if this Cubs winning streaks goes much longer, I shudder to think of what's going to start happening in that dugout. Bat boys are going to have to be replaced with jizzmoppers.

Aramis Ramirez Walk-Off Jack (off) [YouTube]