It Is Time, Once Again, To Wank For A Cause
It's the news you dared not hope was true: Nearly 10 years after it was introduced in San Francisco, the Masturbate-A-Thon is making its triumphant return. To The Netherlands! What took you so long, Dutch people? (Carl Monday dons raincoat, sounds the Action 4 News Team alert). Oh, like you had anything better to do.
Hot on the heels of San Francisco and London, Copenhagen is to host a Masturbate-a-Thon in May which organizers hope will help break lingering taboos about self-love, an organizer said Wednesday. "Masturbation is positive, safe and an erotic alternative," she told AFP ahead of the event on May 31, to take place at a yet-to-be-decided venue with separate rooms for men, women and those who don't mind mingling.
Mind? I insist!
I wonder, are visual aids allowed? "STEPHEN A. SMITH ONLY NEEDS A PHOTO OF HIMSELF TO GET THE JOB DONE! THAT IS SO EROTIC! STEPHEN A. SMITH IS TURNING HIMSELF ON!"
———————————————- Manually pleasured with my Blackberry Wireless
The Masturbate-A-Thon Is Coming To Copehhagen [Inquirer.Net]
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