Jack Edwards's Baffling Pro-Boston, Anti-Royalty Rant

Noted homer Jack Edwards probably couldn't sleep last night after his beloved Bruins came back to oust the Canadiens in 7 games. But before tossing and turning with visions of Jozef Stümpel dancing in his head, he had some parting words on the NESN postgame show.

What's he on about? We're not certain, but he's either equating the Boston Tea Party to the Bruins' defeat of hockey bluebloods Montreal, or he's been over-saturated with Royal Wedding coverage and has lost his mind.

[ via Puck The Media]