Jimmer Fredette Is Amazing, According To His Brother's Rap Song

In a jam that is straight slathered in metaphors, T.J. Fredette, brother of BYU's Szczerbiak 2.0, spits fire like ... the first Mormon rapper I've ever heard. Have fun with this.

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