Lance Stephenson Slaps LeBron In The Dick And Balls

Cleveland must have experienced some bizarre time warp tonight, because it’s the year 2017, and the Pacers’ Lance Stephenson is still making life extremely unpleasant for LeBron James. This time, the meme-able bench player came at LeBron as he drove down the lane, waving his right arm in wild desperation until it came down on the King’s groin. Stephenson got a Flagrant 1 for all his trouble.

This is the weirdest advice I’ve ever given, but for the sake of good basketball, Lance should go back to blowing.