• Get your Schwetty Balls! [CNBC]
• Some Cowboys give up their kidneys for friends. [FanIQ]
• Look, drunk hockey player pictures! [Mondesi's House]
• It's Landon Donovan's wedding registry. The tights are for him, we bet. [The Big Lead]
• Evel Knievel is pretty pissed at Kanye West. [The Sports Pulse]
Oh, and a sad day: Rick Ankiel's life as a Cardinal is over. We're still gonna wear the jersey, all the time.