Leftovers: A Logical Product Tie-In

• Get your Schwetty Balls! [ CNBC] • Some Cowboys give up their kidneys for friends. [ FanIQ] • Look, drunk hockey player pictures! [ Mondesi's House] • It's Landon Donovan's wedding registry. The tights are for him, we bet. [ The Big Lead] • Evel Knievel is pretty pissed at Kanye West. [ The Sports Pulse]

Oh, and a sad day: Rick Ankiel's life as a Cardinal is over. We're still gonna wear the jersey, all the time.