Mark Sanchez Is Now Dressing Like A Soccer Player
What should you do when your employers basically make it apparent that you are unqualified to hold the job you currently have? (The Jets have unquestionably done this, by drafting Geno Smith, and signing David Garrard, and starting Greg McElroy, and generally by treating Sanchez like a lingering fart.) Dress like you have another job, of course.
Sanchez, with his long hair and headband tying it all back, could easily be a whiny midfielder somewhere. Heck, I know where. Red Bull Arena's just a quick ride on I-280 from Florham Park, where the Jets train. John Idzik might even spring for cab fare.
Photo via Kristian Dyer.
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