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Marlins Park Now Has Fish

And so the assorted tangs and bettas have been moved to their home, their prison, their eternal resting place behind home plate at the new Marlins Park. There they shall live and swim in circles without ever knowing the open seas or passionate baseball fans, until such time as natural causes or a forgotten filter change or an errant Carlos Zambrano fastball grants them peace. [Miami Herald]


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