NFL Week Nine, Update #4

• Just a couple minutes ago, Hines Ward caught a Roethlisberger pass inside the 10, and tried to turn it upfield into the endzone. As he dove across the ball line, the ball was knocked out, and Denver snapped it. Story of the game for the Steelers. They made some plays, they did some good things... but they also screwed the pooch with violent aggression. That made five turnovers for the Steelers, almost all of them in the red zone. There's currently some loud techno music pumping through Heinz Field, I guess to punish the people of Pittsburgh. Denver wins 31-20.

• The San Francisco/Minnesota game is over. I'm pretty sure San Francisco won, but I'm afraid if I go check the score, I'll accidentally see a "highlight" of the game or something, and I already have a headache. I can't risk it. Joe Montana was honored at halftime for something; I think for opting to masturbate instead of cockblocking Kevin Nealon.

• The Chargers/Browns game is, for some reason, dragging on unmercifully. LaDainian Tomlinson took control in the second half, getting loose for a couple of touchdowns. There's plenty of time for a Cleveland comeback, but... even if that were to happen, I don't know if it's anything you should rush to a television to see.

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