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Possibly Alexander Ovechkin Might Be Having Too Much Fun, Beer

Last time we checked in on Alexander Ovechkin he was compulsively hoisting the Stanley Cup in various spots around Nationals Park after throwing out a pair of ceremonial first pitches. It was an early afternoon game for the Nats, leaving Ovechkin with a whole evening of freedom. So how’d he spend it?

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That is an extremely hammered Ovechkin doing a keg stand out of the Stanley Cup at a restaurant down on the Georgetown waterfront. And here we have several extremely hammered Capitals, including a shirtless Ovechkin, frolicking in a decorative fountain:

This turned quickly into an impromptu community dance party, in a decorative fountain, as happens. Soon the damp, drunken Cup Hoister turned up at nearby Cafe Milano, where first of all he hoisted the damn cup!

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You will notice, Ovechkin and the Cup wound up behind the bar. Jacob Bogage of the Washington Post has a much more comprehensive chronology of the Cup’s last 24 hours or so, but I would like to draw your attention to these last two images. First, the day wasn’t without its close brushes with evil:

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But so far as I can tell everyone survived! At least long enough for this to happen:

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That is one worn out, shit-faced individual, right there. How many days can he keep this up? The victory parade isn’t scheduled until Tuesday! That’s two days from now!

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