Rambling Flat-Earth Truther Suggests Tyronn Lue Lacks "Intellectual Mind"

Kyrie Irving, a splendid basketball player with a habit of speaking like his entire vocabulary of multisyllabic words is operated by a lotto machine, went on Geno Auriemma’s podcast and told the coach that his eagerness to join the Boston Celtics came down, in part, to “intellectual human being” Brad Stevens:

“Brad fits perfectly in terms of that because he has an intellectual mind and is an intellectual human being,” the Celtics guard told Auriemma. “It was something I was unbelievably craving in terms of what I wanted for my career.”

No doubt Irving was “unbelievably craving” access to Stevens’s big honkin’ brain because former coach Tyronn Lue lacked the intellectual capacity to understand what the fuck “ if you’re very much woke, there is no such thing as distractions” even means. Certainly Irving’s endorsement of Stevens’s intelligence makes me wonder what kind of fucked-up, nonsensical beliefs the Celtics coach might be hiding from the public.