Pitino took the stand today in the case of the woman accused of extorting him, and hot-damn, this case just keeps on giving.
We have to give Kentucky Sports Radio all the credit in the world for doing the yeoman's work of sitting in on the trial, and bringing the nuggets of prurient goodness.
Matt Jones was in the courtroom today, Tweeting what he heard. A few highlights:
Pitino said "she opened up my pants and asked if I had a condom." He said no and then "she said u have to pull out bc I am fertile"less than a minute ago via Echofon
Pitino said entire sexual encounter with Sypher "took less than 15 seconds"less than a minute ago via Echofon
Pitino testifies that Sypher demanded 5.5 million dollars, the amount raised by Daniel Pitino Foundation, bc "she had lost a child too"less than a minute ago via Echofon
Now that is the melodramatic threat of a woman who watches too much Lifetime.
I wish this trial could go on forever.