With all that has been going on with little brother Marcus "New Mexico" Vick, it's important to remember that Ron Mexico himself, Michael Vick, is still embroiled in his own legal woes. That's right, folks: The lawsuit filed by a woman who claims Vick/Mexico gave her herpes is set to roll this April. It would be impossible for us to be more excited.
The court-ordered mediation process, much to our delight, failed to induce a settlement, so the accuser, Sonya Elliot, is ready to head to court. (In case you've forgotten the case's details, they're all right here.)
Much of the details of the case have been secret, thanks to a gag order (so to speak). With a trial, they will all become public. And life will become 35 percent more worth living.