Sad Jeb Bush Is Just Sitting Up At Night, Waiting To Chat About Football With You

Jeb Bush, the former frontrunner for the Republican Presidential nomination, may have finally hit rock bottom. Fresh off his piss-baby performance at the last debate, Jeb has now transformed into your sad uncle who just wishes that he heard from the kids more often.

A reader sends along the following email exchange he had with Jeb last night:

Please note how quickly Jeb’s responses came. I like to imagine him sitting in his bed, wearing his jammies and diddling around on his iPad, just praying for someone to email him. “Oooh, an email!” he says as the notification bell sounds.

“Oooh, another email!” he says a minute later.