SHOTY First Round: Brady Quinn Vs. Alex Rodriguez

The first matchup, on Tuesday, was a blowout. We suspect this one will be a little closer.

It's No. 7 seed Brady Quinn against No. 10 seed Alex Rodriguez. We don't know if these two are friends, but maybe they should be: They probably would have a lot to talk about.

No. 7 Seed: Brady Quinn Sat in a crowded room, then left. Grabbed some underage crotch. Went all dance party marathon on us. Rocked out.

No. 10 Seed: Alex Rodriguez "Wrote" a children's book. Dug deep. Made friends with "she-male, muscular types." Opted out while we were occupied with other matters. Changed his mind. Maybe.

So, who's gonna make the Elite Eight? Vote below.

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