David Jacobs, the NFL steroid snitch found shot dead in his Plano, Texas home with his girlfriend, didn't hide his love of all things performance-enhancing, and it may have cost him his life.
In addition to being the centerpiece in a dark NFL murder-mystery, Jacobs has also managed to become an over-sized figurehead for irony. From NFL Juice we get access to David Jacobs' Myspace page. His nickname? Uh, "Bulletproof."
Also, David's favorite quote is a little odd:
"Sunny days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain, Joy Wouldnt Feel Good If It Wasnt For Pain. Death Has To Be Easy Cause Life Is Hard. It Will Leave You Physically Mentally and Emotionally Scarred"
For those of you not up on your hip-hop lyrics, that little stanza is from 50 Cent's "Many Men (Wish Death)".