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Deadspin Up All Night: You Don't Wanna Save Me

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What's Wrong With LeSean McCoy?

Philadelphia is 3-1 and at the top of the NFC East, but you wouldn't know it by looking at the stat line of its star, LeSean McCoy. In Philly's last two games, Shady's totaled 37 rushing yards on 39 touches, and no receptions. Through four games last season, McCoy had 468 yards on the ground. This...

Royals Catcher Salvador Perez Loves Annoying Lorenzo Cain

Royals catcher Salvador Perez has a habit of pestering teammate Lorenzo Cain by taking videos of Cain and posting them to his Instagram account. Occasionally, Cain reacts like Adrian Beltre does when someone touches his head. He really doesn't like when Perez calls him "hermanito."...

Thirteen Ways Of Looking At Greg Maddux

A record producer friend once told me that Check Your Head, the Beastie Boys' 3rd album, was perfectly realized. That's stuck with me over the years, the idea of being able to achieve something that lives up to your ambition. In a 1978 Playboy Interview, Bob Dylan said: "The closest I ever got to t...

$25 Immersion Blender, Cheaper Juicers, Rechargeable Batteries [Deals]

Cuisinart's extremely popular immersion blender is only $25 today on Amazon, the lowest price they've ever offered. [Cuisinart Smart Stick 2-Speed Immersion Blender, $25]...

Madison Bumgarner "drinks" four beers at once while celebrating his shutout. Photo by Jason Miller/Getty Images, and click through for the Vine....

Let's All Get Very Intimate With Bruce Bochy In Extreme Slow Motion

It's best in high definition!...

Madison Bumgarner Pitches Gem As Giants Advance In Playoffs

En route to winning the 2010 World Series, San Francisco Giants play-by-play announcer Duane Kuiper coined a slogan to describe the team's penchant for winning tight games: "Giants Baseball...Torture." In 2012 they went down 0–2 in the NLDS and 1–3 in the NLCS before beating Detroit to win their s...

Deadspin Up All Night: We All Playing Hockey

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So, Uh, Josh Gordon Had To Make Friends With A Horse In Weed Rehab

This right here is what the dumbest extreme of the dimmest science attached to the moron NFL image machinery looks like. ...

Wireless Meat Thermometer, a Brain for Your Home, Vitamix [Deals]

If you have a habit of over or under-cooking your meat, this Ivation wireless dual probe thermometer will alert your from up to 300 feet away when your meal has reached the optimal temperature. It has a fantastic review average, and is Amazon's #1 selling grilling & BBQ utensil. [Ivation Long Range ...

Lady Soccer Ref Gets Smoked In The Face By Rocketing Ball

Of all the dangers native to lower league soccer—terrible pitches, zero security, studs-up challenges, etc.—referees taking concussive shots to the head isn't really the the first to come to mind. Thanks to this Argentine fifth-division ref's header, we now have a more accurate list....

The <em>Observer</em> Absolutely Eviscerates Cutesy New Fried Chicken Joint

Pete Wells, take note: This is how you do a scathing restaurant review....

On Second Thought, The Flyers Will Bring Back Their Ice Girls

Last week, the Flyers' ice crew took to the rink without the lightly dressed women fans had come to expect. The crowd booed. The Flyers were listening, because during last night's preseason game, they announced the ice girls would return. The crowd, and at least one beat writer, went nuts:...

Pain And Violence As A Way Of Life: Muhammad Ali-George Chuvalo II

Leonard Gardner is the author of one of the finest sports novels ever written, Fat City, a masterpiece of the terse style that is, in the words of Denis Johnson, “so precisely written and giving such value to its words that I felt I could almost read it with my fingers, like Braille.” Gardner also ...

Adam Dunn Will Retire

This is a legitimate bummer: after waiting 14 years and 2,001 games to make it to his first-ever postseason, Adam Dunn never got into last night's game. And now he's says he's calling it a career....

Michigan Students Rally Against AD Dave Brandon's Incompetence

College students are lazy, apathetic creatures who only get excited by free pizza, which makes the fact that hundreds of University of Michigan students protested athletic director Dave Brandon's continued employment by the school all the more amazing. A "Fire Dave Brandon" rally was held tonight ...

Deadspin Up All Night: What We Got Left Is Just Me And You

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ESPN's Andrew Brandt Really Needs A New Twitter Joke

A thing that happens quite often on Twitter is that people will tweet out pictures of strange foods, usually because those foods are grotesque in size or construction, and thus there is a need to gawk at them. This is a communal exercise, involving various Twitter users retweeting pictures of the fo...

Jaden Smith's Bonkers New Song Will Change Your Life

Attention, everyone: Last night, Jaden Smith changed the game. Imagine if someone took the things Jaden Smith says on Twitter and put them over some solid, this-means-something beats, because that's what "Blue Ocean" is. It's an Experience....