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Saturday's Iron Bowl Gets The Wacko Taiwanese Animation Treatment

The Taiwanese studio Next Media Animation, which will animate pretty much anything nowadays, have offered their calculatingly bizarre take on this weekend's Auburn-Alabama rivalry game. Come for the players attacking a giant panda, stay for the Toomer's Corner oaks being destroyed (again) by urine a...

You still have until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. (EST) to cast your ballot for this year's Deadspin Hall of Fame induction class. Your roster of nominees and past inductees is here. Vote or die....

AFL Player Breaks Teammate's Jaw, Reportedly Over Rihanna Autograph

Veteran Australian footballer Campbell Brown is facing perhaps the end of his career as his team decides whether to cut him following a fight with a teammate at a Los Angeles club on Monday night. The impetus for the brawl? Rihanna, naturally....

Wake Forest And Kansas Basketball Players Have Lots Of Arms

Arms and arms and arms. Yards of arms. Arms that are feet long....

Deadspin Up All Night: Don't Be Scared

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Was your Thanksgiving good? Good. Feel free to pass out now....

Vote! You still have until Sunday at 11:59 p.m. (EST) to select this year's Deadspin Hall of Fame induction class. Past inductees are listed here. After the jump, just click on a 2013 nominee to cast your vote:...

The 32 Rules of Thanksgiving Touch Football

Originally published in the Wall Street Journal Nov. 21, 2011. Republished with permission of the author. For more, visit the WSJ.com sports section....

The Golden Age Of Thanksgiving

Drew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Email Drew here. ...

A.J. McCarron, Boring Heisman Hopeful: 125 FBS Teams, Ranked

Each week during college football season we put the conventional polls to shame by ranking every FBS team from 1-125, by whatever standard we see fit. As always, last week's rankings were not consulted....

Todd Jones Does Not Believe Todd Jones Belongs In The Hall Of Fame

Todd Jones, who had a lengthy and perfectly respectable career as a reliever, has some thought on his appearing on the Hall of Fame ballot:...

Deadspin Up All Night: Just Try It, Daddy

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. We'll have some stuff for you tomorrow, because we despise our families....

2013 Deadspin Hall Of Fame Nominee: "Go Fuck Yourself"

The Donald reached out to us last winter, thinking he was being gracious. Fuck him. Here's an illustration of Donald Trump with a dick for a nose....

2013 Deadspin Hall of Fame Nominee: Vodka Samm

Vodka Samm stumbled and slurred her way into our hearts back in September. She tried to jump on the field during a University of Iowa football game, was snagged by police before she could get there, had a .341 blood-alcohol content, and unashamedly boasted about it all on Twitter. Vodka Samm showed ...

The Bronx Is Burning

But that doesn't mean you should stop playing. ...

Chane Behanan's 2012 Final Four Ring Is Up For Auction [Update]

And that's a problem, because Chane Behanan is still in college....

Kobe Bryant Won't Apologize For His Contract, And He Shouldn't

Kobe Bryant has heard all the criticism that has been lobbed in his direction since he signed a $48.5 million contract extension with the Lakers. "Selfish," they called him, pointing out how his giant contract will limit the Lakers in free agency. Kobe Bryant thinks that all his critics can go ahead...

Jameis Winston Ruling Won't Come Until After Heisman Voting Deadline

Contrary to earlier statements, the Florida state attorney's office now says a decision on whether to charge FSU quarterback Jameis Winston will not come for at least another two weeks—after the ACC title game and the deadline for Heisman voting....

14 Hard-Nosed NFL Quarterbacks Play Nice For One Photographer

[NOTE: The black and white photo that was previously atop this post has been replaced with a far more excellent color picture. Thank you, Hit Bull Win Steak, for pointing out the existence of this version.]...

Bo Jackson Surprises Paralympian Who Idolized Him As A Kid

Blake Leeper was born with his legs ending at the knees. Today, he's a Paralympian, earning medals in the 2012 Paralympic Games and 2013 IPC World Championships. Also relevant: he loves Bo Jackson....

BC's Andre Williams Runs Like He's Got A Super Mario Invincibility Star

Boston College running back Andre Williams leads all FBS running backs with 2073 rushing yards, good for an average of 6.5 yards per carry. The senior's a potential Heisman finalist, and to help his case, someone put together a video of him bowling over opponents to the Starman music from the Super...