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"I May Have A Small Dick, But I Have Big Fucking Balls": The Unsentimental Education Of A Harvard Football PlayerThe story below, excerpted from That Book about Harvard: Surviving the World's Most Famous University, One Embarrassment at a Time, is my memory of events that actually happened. I've changed Coach Mac's name for reasons that will soon become obvious....

USF Figuratively Punches Jim Leavitt In The FaceFanHouse reports that South Florida has fired slappy Jim Leavitt, the coach who allegedly grabbed a walk-on by the throat and hit him twice in the face. Somehow, this will be blamed on Adam James, too. [FanHouse]...

A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The One Where Lester Hayes Ruins A 12-Year-OldWelcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here....

A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Did He Just Call Me Ni***r Shoes?

Welcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here. Off we go....

A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: The Story Of “The Grip”

Welcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here. Off we go....

A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: "Yeah, That's It. Now Wash His Chest."

Welcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here. Off we go....

A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Coach Will Watch You Shower Now

Welcome to Asshole Coach Digest, where we regale you Deadspin folk with stories of the meanest, cruelest, most batshit insane coaches you ever had. Email me your asshole coach story here. Off we go....

Blame Drew: ASU Baseball Coach Pat Murphy Resigns

Pat Murphy announced his resignation today, thus freeing up some time to roam the earth, seek out Drew and beat him like a redheaded stepchild, if he were the sort of man to do such a thing. [ASU Sun Devils]...