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Barbecue Side Dishes, Ranked
It’s Friday afternoon and it’s rained for 900 consecutive days. Let’s fight about ranking barbecue side dishes. Are you ready? Here we go:...

Deadspin Up All Night: How Bad Did He Bite Her
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Deadspin Up All Night: Every Little Key Unlocks A Door
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Can't Do It
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Deadspin Up All Night: Plant A Tree On Top Of A Computer
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Deadspin Up All Night: Trying To Make Time
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What Is The Most Pretentious Musical Instrument?
If you’ve ever heard Jack White go through his marimba phase, or seen a dude waltz onto a subway car holding a djembe drum, you know there are some pretty goddamn pretentious instruments out there. But which one is the worst offender, and why is it always the bagpipes? That’s the subject of this wee...

Get Fucked, John Kasich
What even was John Kasich’s sweaty, affronted, whatever-happened-to-the-responsible-grownups-in-this-party act if not an even more insulting and ahistorical version of “Make America Great Again”? When was the last time the Republican Party had responsible grownups? When it sold a needless, catastrop...

Deadspin Up All Night: I'm A Earthling In Disguise
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Deadspin Up All Night: Count On Me
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Farewell To Ted Cruz, Self-Made Sucker
Ted Cruz, the worst possible man, lost the Indiana Republican primary to Donald Trump yesterday. He’d staked it as his last stand in the nominating race, even brokering a cynical armistice with John Kasich to unify anybody-but-Trump voters in the state, and got clobbered anyway, by some 17 percentag...

Deadspin Up All Night: You Wanna Change The World Tomorrow
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George Will Is A Haughty Dipshit
George Will should have been left unemployed and starving ages ago. Newspapers are dying off and people despise the media more than they have ever despised the media—which is saying a lot—and yet here fucking George Will remains, along with the Noonans and Friedmans and Brookses of the world, gainfu...

Deadspin Up All Night: I Can See The World From Here
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Deadspin Up All Night: It's Alright To Kill And It's Alright To Steal
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Deadspin Up All Night: My Own Voice Begging Me
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We're The Staff Of Deadspin, Let's Chat
It’s the end of the month and we think we’ve already worked hard enough, so let’s chat! We’ll be down below in the comments hanging out for awhile. ...

What Is The Best Room For Holding An Orgy?
You may have heard that Tinder is testing out a new multi-person swipe function called Tinder Social that will, presumably, allow the nation’s swingers easier access to orgy participants and orgy planning. But how will YOU prepare for this erotic, utopian future where people are fucking in groups an...

Deadspin Up All Night: Who The Hell Are You?
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Terrible Careers My Dad Recommended
What should I be when I grow up?...