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Overgrown Second-Grader Rob Gronkowski Looks Healthy As Hell

The Patriots rolled over the Bears, and Rob Gronkowski, the Incredible Hulk's younger, more outgoing brother, was a big reason why. The tight end played a great job today....

Sad Chiefs Fan Finds A Nice Spot To Lie Down In The Parking Lot

Kansas City stomped the St. Louis Rams today, and this guy—spotted by @jonisthenewblk—was either so bored by the lopsided result that he retreated to the parking lot for a quick nap, or never managed to make it into the stadium in the first place....

Lamarr Houston Injures Self Celebrating Sack While Getting Blown Out [Update]

Bears defensive end Lamarr Houston joined Stephen Tulloch on the list of idiots who injured themselves celebrating a sack this season. It's made worse by the fact Chicago is down 25 points to the Patriots, and that Houston's sack came against New England's rookie backup quarterback....

GET OFF GRONK.

Robert Kraft Loves His Players A Little Too Much

Here's a tender moment between Patriots owner Bob Kraft and Vince Wilfork. It's sweet, and totally common for owners to share intimacy with their employees....

Sammy Watkins Blows Long Touchdown Pass By Celebrating Too Early

Dammit, Sammy....

Marcus Vick Has Some First-Half Analysis Of His Brother

Marcus Vick was critical after the QB replaced Geno Smith in the first half, but he's still optimistic....

Jets Employ Man Whose Job Is To Open Percy Harvin's Gatorade Bottle?

(We seriously have no idea why this man came over and opened Percy Harvin's Gatorade bottle.)...

Geno Smith's First Quarter Performance, In One Vine

Jets quarterback Geno Smith got yanked after a first quarter performance for the ages. If you missed his spectacular display of passing, we made a Vine for you:...

Lions Fuck Themselves Into A Win

We're used to the Lions beating themselves, but today, Detroit screwed themselves so badly, they won....

Reports: The Seahawks Are Fed Up With Marshawn Lynch

Marshawn Lynch is the latest Seahawks player to find his name at the center of reports about the apparent melodrama that continues to play out in the team's locker room. According to multiple reports, Lynch has fallen out of favor with the organization, and the team does not plan to bring him back...

Your NFL Week 8 Viewing Maps

Morning football feels weird, and I don't understand how you West Coasters have adapted to this....

Ray Rice Blackface Halloween Costumes Are The Worst Idea

Dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween is a bad idea. An even worse idea is dressing up as Ray Rice for Halloween and wearing blackface. ...

Cops: Shonn Greene Arrested After Series Of Poor Driving Decisions

Titans running back Shonn Greene made a small blunder Friday, allegedly parking in a handicapped spot. Police say he compounded that error by driving away from the parking enforcement officer attempting to ticket him, and made a string of decisions that resulted in him being arrested later that nigh...

Hey, The Falcons And Lions Are Playing At 9:30 A.M. ET Sunday

Yeah, we did a post touching on Sunday's Lions-Falcons game in Wembley Stadium, but an informal poll showed that most of us didn't know it would air on the East Coast at 9:30 a.m. We thought it'd be at 1 p.m. like usual. Anyway, now you know. Double-check your fantasy team and start drinking earlier...

You Get Three Questions Before Bill Belichick Changes The Subject

On Tuesday, Darrelle Revis was late to work, so Bill Belichick sent him home—or at least held him out of practice. It wasn't exactly clear. In his first time meeting with the media since then, Belichick was not about to make things any clearer....

Browns WR Exiles 2-Year-Old Son From House For Liking Bengals

Andrew Hawkins played three seasons for the Bengals, but he signed with the Browns this offseason. The wide receiver had to uphold the AFC North rivalry after Hawkins's two-year-old son said his favorite players were Bengals receivers Mohamed Sanu and A.J. Green....

Josh Childress Smashes Opponent's Face With Vicious Flying Elbow

Former NBA swingman Josh Childress is still playing professional ball in Australia, and that's bad news for Australian dudes who think they can lay a hard pick on Childress and not catch an elbow to the face for their trouble....

Out-On-His-Feet Chargers Player Swears He Wasn't Concussed

Sometimes a concussion doesn't knock a player out, or even down. In the video above, keep an eye on Charges safety Jahleel Addae, No. 37, coming in from the left side of the screen. And keep in mind that he says it wasn't a concussion....