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Man, These Chicks Suck at Baseball

Not to be, you know, elitist, but these chicks seem clueless about the fundamentals of baseball....

Mirotic, Mirotic, Put Your Hands All Over My Body

WMBC’s evening news presented some highlights of last week’s Knicks-Bulls game, and anchor Mark Fontes of the New York City-area independent station struggled a bit with a certain unfamiliar Montenegrin pro basketballer’s name....

Well-Meaning German Soccer Team Protests Racism ... With Digital Blackface

Meet Deinster SV, a close-knit soccer club competing in Germany’s eighth division. In a recent incident, two of the club’s black players (and despite what you see above, there are only two) were subject to insults and even physical violence at the hands of some locals. Shocked and horrified, the clu...

Her Orgasm Is Not About You

As a sex therapist, I know that we all struggle with our relationships with sex, and I like to operate from the perspective that empathy and education can cure most issues. But there’s been something bothering me for quite some time now, and there’s no light way to approach this particular topic—one...

Gamecocks Claim They Were Invited To The NCAA Tournament By Accident [UPDATE]

There was a very hard-to-believe bit of gossip buried in a NOLA.com article this morning. Columnist Roy Higgins cited a source who told him that the University of South Carolina Gamecocks were initially invited to the NCAA tournament by the selection committee, only to have that invitation rescinded...

Jason Chimera Jabs Shayne Gostisbehere With His Stick

Jason Chimera waited for the right opportunity to deliver a cheap shot on Flyers defenseman Shayne Gostisbehere after the whistle in the second period of Wednesday night’s game. The Capitals winger made sure the nearby linesman wasn’t looking before he put the butt-end of his stick into Gostisbehere...

Just Roy Williams Saying "Doggone," "Daggum," And "Frickin'" A Bunch Of Times

I’ve gotten a good deal of enjoyment out of this video, created by the News & Observer, in which UNC head coach Roy Williams spends 68 seconds saying old-timey grandpa curses: ...

Marcelo Huertas Pulls Off The Sneakiest Play In The History Of Basketball

Lakers “rookie” (he’s almost 33) Marcelo Huertas is the craftiest man in the NBA, and I will brook no dissent. Look at this shit!...

Here Are The New Running Shoes Adidas Desperately Tried To Prevent You From Seeing

This morning, a warm and sunny day in Chicago, somebody at the Chicago Tribune noticed a commercial being filmed in the middle of the very busy downtown, replete with fake snow. Being that the Chicago Tribune is a newspaper that covers the goings on in Chicago, an assignment editor sent a photograph...

I Wish I Was This Dog In A Baby Carrier At The Phillies Game

Look at this goddamn dog chilling in his baby carrier at a Phillies spring training game. I have never been more jealous of another living being....

Attention Thief: MLS Coach Will Buy You New Boots If You Return The 32 You Stole

A shocking crime from great and peaceful nation of Canada: Some as-of-yet unidentified thief reportedly broke into the Vancouver Whitecaps’ training facility Monday night and absconded with a bunch of the players’ boots. Most likely inspired by the surrounding culture, the team’s manager has propose...

Clinton: You're Too Broke For A Candidate Who Represents You

Here is a hell of a tweet:...

Old Baseball Man Throws A Fastball, Is Very Cool

This great old guy is Choji Murata. He is 66 years old now, and was a pitcher in the Japanese professional league from 1968-1990. He was asked to throw out the ceremonial first pitch at a recent game, and the old fella brought the heat:...

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Report: Chip Kelly Threw Eagles Scouts' Hard Work In The Trash

There will not be a bad time to take a swing at former Eagles head coach Chip Kelly. Evan Mathis did it. Other assorted ex-Eagles have done it. In a report by NJ.com’s Matt Lombardo today, a “former member of the front office” says Kelly overrode his scouts’ decisions and literally put their preferr...

Do Any Couples Actually Have A Celebrity Cheat List?

It’s possible that the idea of a Celebrity Cheat List—five or so famous people that otherwise monogamous couples give a free pass on—predates season 3 episode 5 of Friends, aka The One With Frank Jr., aka the one where Ross meets Isabella Rossellini after opting not to put her on his list. But that’...

Report: Yao Ming, Who Was Awesome, Elected To Basketball Hall Of Fame

The Vertical reports that Yao Ming will be inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, having won election from a newly formed international committee that took into account his 13 seasons in the CBA and NBA, and his influence on the game in both countries. Because while Yao may not...

Duncan Keith Given Match Penalty, Ejected For Hitting Charlie Coyle In The Face With His Stick

Blackhawks defenseman Duncan Keith was given a match penalty—and therefore automatically ejected—after hitting Wild forward Charlie Coyle in the face with his stick....

Dimitri Payet Is Too Good At Free Kicks

Seriously. You shouldn’t be able to score from this far out:...