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<i>True Detective</i> Season Two, In Two Minutes

True Detective’s chaotic, absurd second season wrapped up last night, but if you didn’t watch—or gave up early into the show’s run—we collected the best scenes from the entire season into a neat, two-minute compilation. This is all you really need to know....

West Ham Fan Keeps Word, Gets Ass Tattoo To Commemorate Win Over Arsenal

Arsenal, this year’s sexy pick to Do Some Things in England’s Premier League this year, kicked off their campaign yesterday at home against West Ham. What follows is a story in two tweets:...

<i>True Detective </i>Season Two Lines, Ranked

19. “That’s one off the bucket list. Mexican standoff with actual Mexicans.”...

Cyclist Pancakes Into Car In Painful Crash

Irish rider Matt Brammeier was seriously injured when he collided with a car during yesterday’s Stage 6 of the Tour of Utah. I could tell you the timestamp when it happens in the video, but the anticipation is gnarly—and you’ll see it (and hear it) coming before it goes down. And keep watching for t...

The Broncos Will Try To Cut Down On In-Game Coaching Stupidity 

The Denver Broncos will try something new this year that, should it go well, will have fans in Denver spending a little less time shaking their damn heads at head coach Gary Kubiak. The team’s new Director of Analytics, Mitch Tanney, will have a say when it comes to in-game coaching decisions....

Former Steelers Kicker Jeff Reed Ejected From Hall Of Fame Game [Update]

Jeff Reed no longer plays in the NFL, but the former Steelers kicker showed up in the crowd at Sunday’s Hall of Fame Game in Canton. He wasn’t there the whole time, however. According to other fans at the game, Reed was escorted from his seat for allegedly fighting with another fan. ...

New York Red Bulls Fans Drop Sick Burn On NYCFC And The Rest Of MLS

Kinda hard to argue when Pirlo’s playing like this:...

Soccer Player's Butt Healed By Magic Spray

“Become a soccer physio,” they said. “It’s an easy job,” they said. “You’ll never have to coat a player’s ass in cold spray in a stadium full of people,” they said....

Minnesota Beat Writer Says She Was Sexually Harassed By Former AD

University of Minnesota athletic director Norwood Teague’s sexual harassment toward two female colleagues came to light in seedy detail last Friday. They were not isolated incidents. ...

Report: Accuser Claims Patrick Kane Overpowered And Raped Her

Saturday was Patrick Kane’s scheduled day with the Stanley Cup. He had planned to bring it to Sky Bar, a downtown Buffalo rooftop club, to celebrate. Those plans changed when Kane became the subject of a rape investigation, accused by a woman he reportedly met at Sky Bar the week before....

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Sports Are More Fun When People Are In Pain

What an incredible sport. ...

Pilot Killed In Crash Wasn't Hired By Eagles Fans To Taunt Cowboys

Despite reports in national media outlets that a banner-carrying plane hired by Philadelphia Eagles fans to taunt the Dallas Cowboys crashed at Compton Airport, killing the pilot, the Los Angeles Times and other Southern California-based sources have confirmed that’s not the case....

Wrigley Field Evacuated Due To Reported Bomb Threat [UPDATING]

Journalists finishing up work after today’s Giants-Cubs game at Wrigley Field are reporting that police are clearing the stadium due to a bomb threat....

Deadspin Up All Night: I Promise To Exploit You

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Clowns really aren’t that creepy....

Sandwich Board Becomes Weapon In New Jersey Soccer Fight

The third New York Derby takes place this evening, and it got wild in New Jersey beforehand. The AP’s Rob Harris was there as a brawl popped off out front of Bello’s Bar & Grill, right across the Passaic River from Red Bull Arena. One dude even started swinging with a sandwich board:...

Nori Aoki Takes A Ball To The Face

San Francisco’s Nori Aoki left today’s game against the Cubs after getting hit in the face by an errant Jake Arrieta pitch. Aoki tried to dodge the dome-bound ball, but only moved his forehead into its path. ...

¡Qué Golazo!

Ajax pounded AZ Alkmaar 3-0 today as could probably be expected, led by a brace from Anwar El Ghazi, the first strike of which was this absolute ace....

Chad Barrett Scores Goal In Opening Minute, Injures Self Celebrating

Sounders forward Chad Barrett came off in the second minute due to a hamstring injury suffered while celebrating his goal, scored in the first minute....

NFL Hall Of Famer And Former MNF Broadcaster Frank Gifford Dies At 84

NBC News reports that former NFL running back, Monday Night Football announcer, and football Hall of Famer Frank Gifford passed away this morning at the age of 84. Here is the statement that his family released: ...