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Chowderhead ADs Bemoan How College Athletes Choose To Spend Their Own Money

Those in charge of college athletics attempting to exert incomparable levels of control over the athletes they barely pay is nothing new. But even by the very low standards by which athletics directors should be held, Alabama’s Bill Battle and North Carolina State’s Debbie Yow said some some dumb sh...

The 2015 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

I have terrible news for you, America. I know that you’ve already endured a harsh autumn of partisan politics and mass tragedies and inconsistent NFL officiating. I know you can’t handle one more goddamn piece of bad news right now. It’s too much. It may break your spirit entirely. But I have to do ...

Tap A Keg And Crank Up The Seger; The Ryan Boys Are Reunited [Update]

While former Saints defensive coordinator Rob Ryan is between jobs, he was seen at today’s practice for the Buffalo Bills, the team coached by his twin brother Rex. Rob was decked out in team apparel as he took in the sights....

LeSean McCoy Will Not Be Shaking Chip Kelly's Hand. No Sir! He Just Won't!

During a conference call with reporters, Eagles head coach Chip Kelly said he would like to shake Bills running back LeSean McCoy’s hand when their teams face off this weekend. As you are probably are aware, McCoy and Kelly have been embroiled in a bit of a beef ever since Kelly traded McCoy away la...

NFL Player's Networking Skills Get Him A Job

Shiloh Keo played for the Texans from 2011 to 2014, which overlapped with Wade Phillips’s time as the team’s defensive coordinator. Phillips went to the Broncos, and Keo became a free agent this season after the Bengals released him. Earlier this month, the safety figured it’d be worth tweeting at P...

Reports: Diamondbacks Acquire Shelby Miller For Ender Inciarte And Two Top Prospects

Just three days after signing Zack Greinke to a six-year, $206 million contract, the Arizona Diamondbacks continued to make over their rotation by trading for Braves starter Shelby Miller, according to Ken Rosenthal. Steve Gilbert adds that they’re also getting minor leaguer Gabe Speier....

Media Firm At Heart Of FIFA Scandal Sued To Protect The Sanctity Of Its Bribes

You know when you hear about some friend who bought some weed off a new drug dealer, only to find out it was probably half oregano, and they’re upset but don’t know what to do, and you tell them “Well, it’s not like you can take a drug dealer to court?” Apparently, the crooked marketing execs and ve...

Bills Fans Roar, Grunt In Approval At Powerbomb Table Ceremony

The video’s pretty straightforward, but here’s some background on this “halftime show” from our tipster:...

Danny Jacobs Wins The Middleweight Championship Of Brooklyn

There’s the hometown guy. And then there’s the hometown guy....

Bills Fans Resort To Sticking Their Hands In Each Other's Pants, Possibly For Warmth

Video surfaced yesterday of Bills fans humping between cars, and that bar is hard to top. However, the trend of Buffalo fans sticking their hands in each others’ pants is still very much alive....

What Was Bill Belichick Thinking?

If the season ended today, the Patriots would have to play (against the Jets!) on wild-card weekend. It’s a quick turnaround for a team, that just two games ago, had its sights set on another perfect regular season. But life comes at you fast, and if it’s entirely normal that New England would strug...

Bills Fans Hump Between Cars [NSFW]

Some shameless Bills fans decided that a great time to do some copulating was this afternoon, in this here parking lot....

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Bills Fan Slams Santa Through A Table

It’s Christmastime, and that means families gather together, the spirit of giving moves us, and Santa Claus travels about, giving presents to children who’ve behaved all year. ...

The Buffalo News has a long, heartbreaker of a story on Marcel Dareus and his resilience through a series of tragedies. It’ll make great commercial break reading....

U.S. Soccer Doesn't Care Enough About The Women's National Team

The United States Women’s National Team is scheduled to play a friendly in the Alamodome on Thursday. Right now, the game is slated to be played on a new turf surface that is about a year old. The last time the USWNT played at the Alamodome, Australian forward Kyah Simon tore her ACL. She lasted 27 ...

Good Dunking, Darius Thompson

The #10 Virginia Cavaliers won their seventh straight game of the season against William & Mary today. That’s all good and fine and to be expected, but this here slam from Darius Thompson was one of the better ones I’ve seen this year....

Don't Use Your Child As A Business Opportunity

Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan did not write a letter to their daughter yesterday. They issued a press release, and called it a letter. I can point at my cat and call it a dog, but guess what, it’s still a cat. One of the richest entrepreneurs in the country took their daughter’s birth announcem...

Bill Belichick Is Extra Grumpy This Morning

The Patriots are notoriously cagey when it comes to talking publicly about player injuries, which is why it was kind of weird to see the team release an official statement about Rob Gronkowski’s knee injury. At this morning’s press conference, head coach Bill Belichick was asked why the team decided...

There's Never A Bad Time To Enjoy Some Vintage Shaq Highlights

For no particular reason, let’s take a moment to gawk at some of Shaquille O’Neal’s best highlights....